Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenge

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Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenge

Postby Starzz » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:28 pm

1. Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2. Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

3. Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4. Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...........

5. Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6. Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7. Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

8. Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10. Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!
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Postby cwl50? » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:35 pm

LOL Starzz sometimes...ya feel like ya have all of them! Oh yeah!...That old age.
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Postby petite » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:32 pm

Oh my goodness! I'm still laughing my buns off! That's hilarious!
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